
All I'm a Delight Raccoon First T-Shirt for Nurse Humor
- Features the sarcastic slogan “FIRST OF ALL I'M A DELIGHT” curved along a circular medical emblem.
- Detailed vintage illustration of a hissing raccoon wearing a nurse cap, stethoscope, and scrub uniform.
- Created for registered nurses, nursing students, and hospital staff who appreciate dark shift humor.
- A playful choice for celebrating nurse appreciation week, clinical graduations, or unwinding off duty.
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
- Secure payment: Credit card, PayPal
Our returns & misprint promise
- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
All I'm a Delight Raccoon First T-Shirt shows a snarling raccoon dressed in medical scrubs inside a round emblem, and the printed words “FIRST OF ALL I'M A DELIGHT” deliver a dry joke about keeping your sweet disposition during chaotic shifts. Putting it on lets you showcase your sharp wit without saying a word, and registered nurses, emergency technicians, and ward staff who embrace daily bedside mayhem will immediately recognize themselves in this feisty animal.
The design piece by piece
A wide-eyed raccoon bares sharp teeth from the center of a circular badge, snarling from inside a textured crimson circle. It wears a cream-colored scrub top alongside a traditional nurse cap marked with a small cross, while an acoustic stethoscope wraps securely around its neck. The words “FIRST OF ALL” arch over the top ring, balanced by “I'M A DELIGHT” curving along the lower border between two deep red medical cross icons. This distressed illustration channels vintage emblem art made specifically for nursing life, hospital shifts, and healthcare humor. Together, the feral woodland creature and clean clinical uniform turn routine workplace strain into genuine comic relief.
Workdays and days off
Colleagues walking past the nurses station notice that bared raccoon snarl before they even catch the punchline. You can slip on this All I'm a Delight Raccoon First T-Shirt during early morning team huddles, late-night medication passes, or staff meetings to break the tension after tough rotations. It feels right at home during peaceful coffee breaks or while running errands after finishing an exhausting weekend shift.
When you need a gift
Surprise a fellow caregiver for nurse appreciation week, a nursing school graduation, or a departmental holiday exchange when everyone needs a laugh. Pair this graphic with casual scrub pants or blue jeans, and select your favorite style as a classic T-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve T-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, V-neck T-shirt, women's T-shirt, or tank top in sport grey or navy.
FAQ
- What is the humor behind the raccoon and the “FIRST OF ALL I'M A DELIGHT” quote?
- The humor comes from the sharp contrast between the sarcastic quote and the hissing, wild raccoon dressed in medical scrubs. Healthcare workers face intense pressure daily, and claiming to be an absolute delight while snarling with bared teeth perfectly mirrors how it feels to handle nonstop hospital requests with strained patience.
- Who will appreciate wearing this snarling raccoon nurse design?
- Registered nurses, nursing assistants, emergency department crews, and clinical students will appreciate this artwork most. Anyone who works demanding patient-care shifts understands the private urge to hiss like a cornered raccoon while maintaining professional bedside composure, making this illustration an instant inside joke among seasoned hospital colleagues.
- On what occasions should you gift this raccoon medical badge graphic?
- This graphic makes an outstanding gift during nurse appreciation week, graduation from nursing school, or after surviving a demanding hospital department rotation. It is also an entertaining surprise for peer gift exchanges, holiday parties, or pinning ceremonies where caregivers gather to laugh about the unpredictable chaos of their daily floor routines.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







