
Christ Fifth Pressor Full Code ICU T-Shirt for Nurses
- Graphic illustration of intravenous medication bags with humorous clinical drug labels and Jesus Christ.
- Features printed acronyms LEVO, NEO, VASO, EPI, JC, and the printed hashtag #FIFTHPRESSOR.
- Created for intensive care nurses, critical care staff, and hospital pharmacists managing code events.
- A fun conversational piece for hospital break rooms, nurse appreciation days, or off-duty relaxation.
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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Our returns & misprint promise
- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
Christ Fifth Pressor Full Code ICU T-Shirt showcases five intravenous medication bags labeled “LEVO.”, “NEO.”, “VASO.”, “EPI.”, and “JC.” hovering above the printed hashtag “#FIFTHPRESSOR”. The graphic plays on the grim reality of running every standard vasopressor until only divine intervention remains on the pump rack during a code. Bedside clinicians, critical care nurses, and hospital pharmacists navigating intense shifts will immediately recognize that this artwork was created specifically for them.
What the design shows
Across the front, five illustrated infusion fluid bags hang in a slightly staggered horizontal row with soft blue fluid levels. The first four containers display the familiar medical abbreviations “LEVO.”, “NEO.”, “VASO.”, and “EPI.” in bold black sans-serif font. Floating inside the fifth bag, labeled “JC.”, a cheerful figure of Jesus Christ appears in white and red robes with outstretched arms. Beneath the suspended fluid bags, the hashtag “#FIFTHPRESSOR” sits in clean, widely spaced white capital letters. It roots the imagery directly in the intensive care nursing specialty, capturing the visual language of high-acuity resuscitation lines. Together, these clean graphic elements transform complex hospital pharmacology into a sharp, recognizable unit insider motif.
Who this design is made for
Intensive care nurses, resuscitation teams, and clinical pharmacists will immediately spot the titration joke that outside observers completely overlook. You can wear this Christ Fifth Pressor Full Code ICU T-Shirt after enduring an exhausting resuscitation shift when you need a familiar laugh with your team. It belongs in chaotic nurse handoffs, post-code debriefs at the nurse station, or morning coffee runs where fellow healthcare workers nod in mutual understanding.
Gift ideas and everyday wear
This piece serves as a thoughtful surprise for Nurse Week, ICU residency completions, or pharmacy department milestones. You can pair it with scrub pants on the commute or wear it over casual jeans for weekend study sessions. Choose your favorite silhouette from a Classic T-Shirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Crewneck Sweatshirt, V-Neck T-Shirt, Women's T-Shirt, or Tank Top.
FAQ
- What do the printed abbreviations on the IV bags stand for?
- The printed lettering represents standard emergency vasopressors used in critical care, namely norepinephrine as “LEVO.”, phenylephrine as “NEO.”, vasopressin as “VASO.”, and epinephrine as “EPI.”. The final “JC.” bag represents Jesus Christ, humorously suggesting that when all four clinical pressor infusions fail during resuscitation, only faith remains.
- Why do ICU nurses and hospital pharmacists appreciate the fifth pressor reference?
- Resuscitation specialists recognize the grim humor immediately because titrating four simultaneous pressor drips represents the absolute limit of modern pharmacology. Critical care staff, emergency clinicians, and inpatient pharmacists bond over dark shift comedy, making this specific illustration an unmistakable badge of shared experience in high-stakes intensive care environments.
- When should you wear or present this Jesus Christ fifth pressor artwork?
- You should bring this graphic out during unit celebrations, healthcare appreciation gatherings, or casual days off following grueling hospital rotations. It pairs effortlessly with everyday denim, casual joggers, or scrub jackets on your way into the facility, giving colleagues a genuine laugh before or after demanding clinical shifts.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







