
Correctional Nurse for Nurses I'm T-Shirt Sarcastic Print
- Bold typography featuring a humorous quote about sarcastic answers and silly questions
- Handcuffs, two pink hearts, and a winged caduceus emblem detailed in pink and white
- Tailored specifically for correctional nurses, detention facility medics, and jail infirmary teams
- A thoughtful present for Nurses Week, clinical promotions, or institutional graduations
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
Correctional Nurse for Nurses I'm T-Shirt shows the bold text “I'm a CORRECTIONAL NURSE if you don't want a SARCASTIC ANSWER don't ask a STUPID QUESTION”, and these printed words deliver a witty comeback that highlights the daily patience required behind correctional facility doors. Putting on this print brings a smile during demanding hospital duty, and it speaks directly to correctional health workers and prison clinic staff who balance strict security protocols with compassionate medical care every single day.
What the print says
Top text “I'm a” with decorative curved flourishes on each side sits across the upper chest above the large title. The word “CORRECTIONAL” in tall pink lettering sits over five white stars and the matching word “NURSE”. Directly below, an illustration displays open handcuffs linked with chains that frame two pink hearts alongside a traditional winged medical caduceus staff in the center. The phrase “if you don't want a” appears in flowing white script above the uppercase pink word “SARCASTIC” and the block white word “ANSWER”, which is bracketed by horizontal pink accent stripes. The composition finishes with the playful pink phrase “don't ask a” and arched white lettering “STUPID QUESTION”, creating a balanced emblem tailored to correctional nursing.
Who will see themselves in it
Registered nurses, licensed practical nurses, and jail infirmary personnel will immediately spot the clever mix of restraints and nursing symbols. Wearing this Correctional Nurse for Nurses I'm T-Shirt between hectic clinical rounds or during staff meetings shares an unspoken laugh about routine inmate questions. It works naturally when you unwind after a twelve-hour lockdown shift, grab dinner with coworkers, or commute home from the secure facility.
Meant as a gift
This design marks a memorable milestone for nursing school graduations, department promotions, Nurses Week celebrations, or holiday exchanges among correctional facility teams. You can choose from the classic T-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve T-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, V-neck T-shirt, women's T-shirt, or tank top in shades like Black, Navy, or Dark Heather, pairing it effortlessly with denim jeans, scrub jackets, or casual weekend joggers.
FAQ
- What is the humor behind the sarcastic answer quote on this shirt?
- The joke pokes fun at the repetitive inquiries healthcare staff encounter inside detention facilities. Working in secure environments demands composure, and this bold slogan playfully warns that asking foolish questions invites a quick-witted reply. It gives correctional medical professionals a humorous way to express the everyday realities of their demanding specialty.
- Who will appreciate wearing this correctional nurse artwork?
- Registered nurses, licensed practical nurses, and clinical staff serving in prisons, county jails, and detention centers relate immediately to this print. These dedicated caregivers balance strict security rules with patient care every day, making the paired handcuffs and winged caduceus an authentic badge of recognition among peers in the field.
- How can you style this correctional nurse print for casual wear?
- Pair this graphic top with your favorite blue denim jeans, comfortable canvas sneakers, and a casual jacket for an effortless post-shift look. When relaxing at home or heading to dinner with fellow nursing colleagues, wearing it beneath an unbuttoned cardigan or warm overshirt keeps your off-duty outfit relaxed and practical.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
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