
ER Nurse Nutrition Facts T-Shirt for Emergency Nurses
- Detailed nutrition facts panel parody with nursing stats like overdosed caffeine and zero sleep
- Clean white tabular layout accented by a bright yellow smiley face with star eyes
- Created for emergency room nurses and trauma staff who run on pure dedication
- A witty choice for Nurse Week celebrations, department gatherings, and shift changes
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
- Secure payment: Credit card, PayPal
Our returns & misprint promise
- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
ER Nurse Nutrition Facts T-Shirt highlights the daily reality of emergency care through a bold white food label graphic. The print reads “ER NURSE NUTRITION FACTS” above serving size “1 COOL NURSE” and metrics like “CAFFEINE OVERDOSED” and “SLEEP 0%”. It playfully reflects how healthcare workers survive fast-paced rotations on humor and coffee. Emergency room nurses, triage specialists, and trauma staff will instantly feel this piece was made for them.
What the print says
The artwork presents a full nutritional facts label structured with crisp white borders, bold dividers, and clean sans-serif typography. Across the top, the title proclaims “ER NURSE” and “NUTRITION FACTS” over a specified serving size of “1 COOL NURSE”. Below the header, horizontal grid lines break down the humorous daily values of the emergency nursing trade. Rows tally “DEDICATION” at “1200%”, “AUTHENTICITY” and “PASSION” at “200%”, and “HARDWORKING” at “1000%”. Contrast arrives with “CAFFEINE” marked as “OVERDOSED” and “SLEEP” sitting at “0%”. A footnote explains that daily values depend on motivation and mood, while a bright yellow smiley face with star eyes anchors the bottom.
Who will see themselves in it
Emergency room registered nurses, clinical techs, and trauma unit personnel will recognize the sleepless grind behind every printed metric. You will appreciate slipping into this ER Nurse Nutrition Facts T-Shirt after clocking out from a chaotic twelve-hour night shift or during casual weekend team meetups. It fits right into morning coffee runs, debriefing breakfasts with coworkers, and relaxed downtime away from loud hospital alarms.
Meant as a gift
Celebrate Nurse Week, nursing school graduations, or a colleague passing their trauma certification by surprising them with this themed apparel. You can pair it with scrub pants on post-shift errands or layer it under denim jackets on days off. Choose your favorite cut as a Classic T-Shirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Crewneck Sweatshirt, V-Neck T-Shirt, Women's T-Shirt, or Tank Top.
FAQ
- What does the caffeine overdosed stat mean on this ER nurse nutrition facts design?
- The caffeine overdosed line humorously highlights how emergency room nurses rely on coffee and energy drinks to survive demanding shifts. Between back-to-back patient intakes and sudden emergency cases, steady caffeine intake becomes an essential survival tool that keeps clinical staff alert, focused, and ready for whatever rolls through the doors.
- Who is this ER nurse nutrition facts design intended for?
- This design is tailored for emergency department nurses, trauma room specialists, and triage clinicians who face unpredictable hospital environments. Anyone who has worked long healthcare rotations understands the contrast between endless dedication and zero sleep, making this playful nutritional chart an inside joke that clinical staff instantly recognize and appreciate.
- How can you style this ER nurse nutrition facts graphic outside the hospital?
- You can style this graphic effortlessly by pairing it with casual jeans, relaxed joggers, or everyday sneakers for off-duty comfort. Throwing an unbuttoned flannel shirt or denim jacket over the bold nutritional panel lets the bright yellow smiley face peek through while keeping your look laid-back during coffee runs.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







