
Goose on the Loose Funny Nurse T-Shirt for Oncology Wards
- Features a confident goose in a nurse cap, stethoscope, and scrubs framed by bold arched lettering
- Playful cartoon illustration with clean outlines and vibrant teal, white, and orange accents
- Created for oncology nurses, cancer care staff, and infusion clinic teams who appreciate ward humor
- A cheerful choice for Oncology Nursing Month, shift changes, unit celebrations, and casual days
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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Our returns & misprint promise
- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
Goose on the Loose Funny Nurse T-Shirt shows a bold cartoon goose dressed in medical scrubs, a lab coat, and a stethoscope. The arched lettering spells out “ONCOLOGY GOOSE ON THE LOOSE” in crisp capital letters. It delivers a playful nod to the spirited hustle and controlled chaos of inpatient cancer wards. Dedicated oncology nurses and infusion unit clinicians will immediately feel this cheerful design was made especially for them.
What the print says
At the center of the graphic, a white goose stands upright with wings perched on its hips in a feisty, capable posture. The character sports a white nurse cap accented with a green cross, an open consultation coat, and a matching teal scrub top. Around its neck hangs a medical stethoscope, resting neatly against the chest above bright orange webbed feet. Bold white typography arcs gracefully along the top and bottom borders, proclaiming “ONCOLOGY GOOSE” overhead and “ON THE LOOSE” beneath the bird. This cartoon illustration brings together familiar clinical gear and farmyard sass, honoring the oncology nursing trade with lighthearted hospital humor.
Who will see themselves in it
Chemotherapy nurses, pediatric oncology specialists, and clinical infusion staff will notice the bird's unmistakable attitude right away. You can pull on this Goose on the Loose Funny Nurse T-Shirt for morning report, department huddles, or long debriefings after an intense day on the ward. It brings smiles during team lunches and commute rides, giving healthcare workers a well-earned moment of levity between patient rounds.
Meant as a gift
Celebrate nursing school graduations, Oncology Nursing Month, or coworker send-offs with a print your colleagues will cherish. You can pair it with comfortable scrub pants or casual denim on your days off. Choose your favorite silhouette from a Classic T-Shirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Crewneck Sweatshirt, V-Neck T-Shirt, Women's T-Shirt, or Tank Top in twelve versatile colors.
FAQ
- What is the humor behind the oncology goose graphic?
- The print plays on the rhyme “goose on the loose” to depict the fast-paced, unpredictable environment of cancer treatment facilities. Showing an assertive goose wearing a stethoscope and scrubs gives oncology nurses a humorous mascot that mirrors their resilience, energy, and dedication during long clinical shifts.
- Which healthcare professionals will appreciate this oncology goose design?
- This artwork is tailored for oncology registered nurses, chemotherapy infusion staff, pediatric cancer specialists, and medical ward teams. Anyone who navigates complex patient schedules while maintaining upbeat ward morale will immediately recognize the playful spirit behind this determined waterfowl dressed in clinical scrubs and lab coat.
- On what occasions should you gift the oncology goose shirt?
- It serves as an uplifting surprise for Oncology Nursing Month, nursing school pinning ceremonies, residency graduations, and hospital unit celebrations. You can also present it to a cancer care colleague after grueling rotations or as a spirited farewell token when a beloved teammate moves to a new clinic.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







