
Haunt Your Dreams Telemetry Nurse Halloween T-Shirt
- Features a cardiac monitor with a witch hat, hospital station, and call light beside pumpkins and bats.
- Spooky dripping orange and purple lettering highlights the memorable telemetry alert humor.
- Created for cardiac nurses, telemetry floor staff, and bedside teams who know continuous beeps.
- Ideal for spooky season hospital shifts, October team gatherings, and unit celebrations.
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
Haunt Your Dreams Telemetry Nurse Halloween T-Shirt shows an illustrated hospital monitor wearing an orange witch hat beside a mobile cart, a patient call light, and grinning pumpkins, and the printed line “MY ALARMS WILL HAUNT your dreams” captures that lingering telemetry hum that follows you home after a long cardiac shift. Wearing it brings a shared laugh to your floor, and cardiac nurses and telemetry specialists will instantly know it was designed just for them.
The design in detail
The bedside cardiac rhythm monitor rests on the left with an active waveform screen topped by a pointed orange witch hat. Beside it, a wheeled medical equipment cart with corrugated tubes pairs with a large handheld hospital call light remote on the right. Dripping orange horror letters spell “MY ALARMS” and “WILL HAUNT” over smooth lavender cursive script that reads “your dreams”. Carved pumpkins, flying bats, and small four-point stars root this scene firmly in hospital cardiac ward Halloween traditions. Together, these detailed clinical tools and spooky accents form a charmingly eerie scene that you and your nursing peers can immediately appreciate.
When to wear it
Telemetry nurses and cardiac floor workers will spot the familiar monitor traces and call light buttons before anything else. You can wear this Haunt Your Dreams Telemetry Nurse Halloween T-Shirt while swapping shift reports at the nurses station or grabbing coffee between rounds. It brings lighthearted fun to busy morning debriefs, team lunches in the breakroom, and the quiet drive home after watching heart monitors through the night.
Good occasions
This design makes a thoughtful surprise for your telemetry preceptor, a nursing school classmate, or a cardiology coworker celebrating Halloween week. You can layer your favorite classic T-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve T-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, V-neck T-shirt, women's T-shirt, or tank top over scrub pants or pair it with casual jeans for pumpkin carving parties and post-shift fall outings.
FAQ
- What is the humor behind the printed line “MY ALARMS WILL HAUNT your dreams” on this telemetry shirt?
- The joke refers to alarm fatigue and the phantom beeps that cardiac nurses hear even after their shift ends. Telemetry units constantly beep with monitor alerts and call lights. Combining those relentless sounds with Halloween imagery turns an everyday workplace struggle into something funny that only bedside caregivers truly understand.
- Who will appreciate the artwork with the witch hat on the cardiac monitor?
- Cardiac nurses, telemetry technicians, and progressive care unit staff will appreciate this artwork most. Anyone who spends twelve-hour shifts reading rhythm strips, silencing rhythm alarms, and responding to patient call buttons will instantly recognize the specialized equipment and relate to the spooky twist on their demanding hospital routine.
- What occasions suit wearing this telemetry nurse Halloween design?
- This design suits hospital Halloween dress-up days, October shift changes, and casual autumn gatherings with your healthcare coworkers. You can wear it during unit pumpkin decorating contests, pre-shift breakfast meetups, or off-duty fall outings where you want to celebrate the spooky season alongside fellow nursing colleagues.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







