
Night Shift CNA Certified Nursing Brain T-Shirt Apparel
- Features a stylized light blue anatomical brain diagram with pointer callouts
- Printed with realistic hospital humor like “CODE BROWN! CODE BROWN!” and “CHECK OUT BED 18”
- Designed specifically for certified nursing assistants working late hospital hours
- A relatable choice for unit shift changes, charting breaks, and nursing week celebrations
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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Our returns & misprint promise
- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
This Night Shift CNA Certified Nursing Brain T-Shirt shows a light blue anatomical brain diagram surrounded by humorous inner thoughts, and the printed lines capture the relatable chaos of patient care after midnight. Wearing this graphic brings instant camaraderie to the hospital floor, and it feels entirely made for dedicated certified nursing assistants who navigate busy hospital wards while everyone else sleeps.
The print at a glance
A bold anatomical brain illustration sits right in the center, rendered in layered tones of light blue and dark blue contours. Thin white pointer lines branch outward toward ten printed internal monologues, including “WE'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BED”, “CODE BROWN! CODE BROWN!”, and “CHECK OUT BED 18”. The header above displays “BRAIN OF A NIGHT SHIFT CNA” in distressed, capitalized lettering that commands attention. Every quote reflects the raw, funny reality of bedside patient care during the graveyard hours. Together, the medical diagram and frantic remarks create a vivid portrait of hospital night duty.
Who it suits
Fellow aides and unit floor nurses will notice the accurate ward quotes immediately. Wearing this Night Shift CNA Certified Nursing Brain T-Shirt during your morning shift handoff or while charting at the station lets you share an understanding smile with colleagues who survived the same rounds. It suits dedicated certified nursing assistants who appreciate dark hospital humor after completing demanding patient rounds.
Reasons to wear it
This apparel makes an ideal surprise for nursing assistant graduations, hospital appreciation week, or passing state licensing exams. You can pair it with comfortable scrub pants after clocking out, or wear it on days off with casual denim. Choose between the classic T-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve T-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, V-neck T-shirt, women's T-shirt, or tank top.
FAQ
- What thoughts appear on the anatomical brain graphic?
- The artwork maps out ten hilarious thoughts, including “CODE BROWN! CODE BROWN!”, “WE'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BED”, and “CHECK OUT BED 18”. Each callout represents the unexpected situations and patient quirks that certified nursing assistants encounter during busy late hours on the ward.
- Who will appreciate the humor on this nursing assistant design?
- Certified nursing assistants, floor aides, and patient care technicians working graveyard hours will appreciate every single quote. Anyone who has ever answered endless call lights or managed chaotic room assignments immediately recognizes the humor behind phrases like “YOU MEAN SHE'S BACK?” and “AREN'T THERE OTHER'S?”.
- When is the best occasion to wear this night duty apparel?
- You can slip into this design during morning shift report, while relaxing in the break room, or after clocking out for the weekend. It also serves as a fitting gesture for nursing assistant week, department gatherings, or celebrating passing clinical certification exams with peers.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







