
Scares Me I'm a EVS Nurse T-Shirt with Colorful Graphic
- Features tie-dye lettering listing the messy moments every hospital environmental services worker faces.
- Bright rainbow tie-dye texture paired with twin caduceus symbols, a heartbeat pulse line, and stethoscopes.
- Made for environmental services staff, hospital cleaning crews, and healthcare support teams.
- A playful choice for Healthcare Environmental Services Week, Nurse Week celebrations, or shift changes.
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
Scares Me I'm a EVS Nurse T-Shirt shows tie-dye lettering surrounded by hospital symbols, and the text highlights the unpredictable situations encountered on shift. The words “NOTHING SCARES ME I AM A EVS” paired with “I'VE SEEN IT SMELL IT, TOUCHED IT HEARD IT STEPPED IN IT” turn messy routines into humor. Wearing this print sparks shared laughter across your unit, and environmental services technicians will know it was created just for them.
What the print says
The bold acronym “EVS” sits at the center, flanked by an electrocardiogram pulse line and topped with a banner framing “I AM A”. Two winged caduceus emblems rest on either side of the upper text, while a pair of stethoscopes flanks the lower words beside three small hearts. Arched across the top in a multicolored tie-dye wash is “NOTHING SCARES ME”, followed below by ribbons displaying “I'VE SEEN IT”, “SMELL IT, TOUCHED IT”, “HEARD IT”, and “STEPPED IN IT”. These visual cues represent the demanding trade of hospital sanitation teams honored during Nurse Week celebrations. Together, the bright rainbow textures, medical symbols, and candid sensory lines create an upbeat tribute to sanitation staff.
Who will see themselves in it
Environmental services technicians and healthcare facility housekeepers will immediately recognize the honest checklist of daily spills, unusual noises, and persistent odors. You can pull on this Scares Me I'm a EVS Nurse T-Shirt when meeting coworkers for a morning team briefing before tackling crowded patient wings. It also fits relaxed breaks in the hospital cafeteria or well-deserved downtime after finishing a demanding sanitizing assignment.
Meant as a gift
This graphic serves as an appreciative surprise for Nurse Week, Environmental Services Week, or department milestone celebrations across the classic T-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve T-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, V-neck T-shirt, women's T-shirt, and tank top. You can layer it under an open jacket over casual denim on the morning commute, or wear it comfortably during weekend cookouts with your hospital crew.
FAQ
- What does the sensory checklist on the EVS design refer to?
- The printed checklist humorously highlights the unpredictable tasks environmental services workers handle every shift. Listing seeing, smelling, touching, hearing, and stepping in messy hospital situations acknowledges the tough cleanup duties sanitation technicians face daily, turning chaotic clinical realities into a badge of pride that your whole cleaning crew can laugh about.
- Who understands the humor on this EVS nurse print?
- Hospital environmental services technicians, housekeeping crews, and medical sanitation staff immediately get the joke. They spend their working hours decontaminating patient rooms, managing biohazards, and keeping clinical floors spotless, so they understand exactly what it feels like to encounter, hear, and step in the wildest messes during a shift.
- When should you present this tie-dye EVS shirt as a gift?
- Healthcare Environmental Services Week and Nurse Week provide prime occasions to surprise a coworker with this print. It also suits departmental welcome baskets, transfer celebrations, or shift appreciation gatherings where fellow hospital custodial specialists gather to swap war stories, unwind, and celebrate their hard work with a touch of lighthearted color.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
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