
Sissies I Am a Night Sleep T-Shirt for Dedicated CNAs
- Features the cheeky motto “SLEEP IS FOR SISSIES I AM A NIGHT SHIFT CNA” in bold, decorative typography.
- Showcases medical cross cutouts, detailed syringe graphics, capsules, and an arching ribbon banner.
- Tailored for certified nursing assistants and hospital night owls working overnight clinical rotations.
- Ideal for celebrating Nursing Assistants Week, passing licensing exams, or completing a graveyard shift.
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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Our returns & misprint promise
- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
Sissies I Am a Night Sleep T-Shirt brings clinical humor straight to your wardrobe. The graphic displays the bold statement “SLEEP IS FOR SISSIES I AM A NIGHT SHIFT CNA” flanked by syringes, capsules, and an arching banner. It playfully pokes fun at the legendary resilience needed to stay sharp while others rest. Certified nursing assistants clocking midnight rounds will immediately recognize their own routine in this witty illustration.
What the print says
At the center of this design, the phrase “SLEEP IS FOR SISSIES I AM A NIGHT SHIFT CNA” stands out in two contrasting tones of crisp white and bright lime green. The top word “SLEEP” commands attention with small cross cutouts embedded directly into each letter, resting above a grey ribbon banner that frames “IS FOR” and “SISSIES” alongside decorative stars. Beneath the ribbon, four detailed capsules guide your eyes toward the title “NIGHT SHIFT”. Two angled medical syringes with plunger markings point inward toward the large letters for “CNA”, grounding the composition in healthcare pride. Every element speaks directly to the reality of inpatient care when the sun goes down.
Who will see themselves in it
Certified nursing assistants and patient care techs who run hospital floors under the moon will appreciate this cheeky recognition right away. Slipping into this Sissies I Am a Night Sleep T-Shirt after a twelve-hour overnight stretch gives you a well-earned badge of pride. You can sport it while debriefing with morning colleagues during shift turnover, winding down over early diner breakfast, or taking a much-needed afternoon nap.
Meant as a gift
Surprise your favorite healthcare aide on Nursing Assistants Week, graduation, or following their very first solo graveyard rotation. It coordinates effortlessly with comfortable scrub pants or casual blue jeans when running post-shift errands. Choose from a classic T-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve T-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, V-neck T-shirt, women's T-shirt, or tank top to suit any off-duty nursing wardrobe.
FAQ
- Why does the design say that sleep is for sissies?
- It is an affectionate inside joke about the stamina required to work late night healthcare shifts. Certified nursing assistants stay active and alert through the dark hours while most people sleep. The playful phrasing celebrates that grit, turning nocturnal nursing duties into a humorous point of shared pride.
- Who understands the medical references in this night shift CNA design?
- Hospital nursing assistants, patient care technicians, and travel aides immediately recognize every graphic detail. Between the printed syringes, pill capsules, and certified nursing assistant title, anyone who works inpatient overnight care understands the lighthearted humor. It resonates with colleagues who know what it takes to cover third shift.
- When is the best occasion to gift this night shift CNA apparel?
- Presenting this print works wonderfully during National Nursing Assistants Week, upon passing certification exams, or when finishing a clinical residency. It is also a fitting celebration when a colleague transfers to the graveyard rotation. Teammates love sharing it during staff milestones to bring laughter to demanding nocturnal routines.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







