
Spooky Pumpkin Pain Scale Trauma Nurse T-Shirt for Fall
- Features five hanging Halloween pumpkins and a slice of pie illustrating patient discomfort levels.
- Drawn in playful autumn colors with hanging spiders and bold dripping lettering across the top.
- Created for trauma nurses, triage staff, and emergency department workers who appreciate hospital humor.
- A lighthearted graphic for October hospital shifts, autumn ward gatherings, and Halloween celebrations.
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
Spooky Pumpkin Pain Scale Trauma Nurse T-Shirt shows five hanging jack-o-lantern characters alongside a slice of pie below a bold header. The printed labels guide you from “NO PAIN” past “MILD”, “MODERATE”, and “SEVERE” straight to “HELP ME”, turning a familiar clinical assessment into autumn comedy. Wearing this artwork brings lighthearted charm to busy triage routines, and trauma nurses who navigate hectic hospital corridors will immediately feel it was drawn just for their team.
What the print says
A wide horizontal line anchors the design beneath the large title “PAIN SCALE”, which appears in dripping orange block letters. Suspended from five individual vertical threads, tiny white spiders dangle directly above each rating stage. The first pumpkin grins cheerfully to represent “NO PAIN”, while the second furrows its brow for “MILD”. Lower on the thread hangs a wide-eyed, screaming gourd marked “MODERATE”, followed by a grimacing face with crossed-out eyes indicating “SEVERE”. Rather than another pumpkin, the final stage reveals a golden slice of topped pie labeled “HELP ME”. This playful autumn illustration turns everyday medical triage into a festive Halloween celebration.
Who will see themselves in it
Emergency department clinicians and trauma nurses will spot the familiar triage progression immediately and appreciate the witty dessert twist. Pulling on this Spooky Pumpkin Pain Scale Trauma Nurse T-Shirt during October hospital shifts gives your entire nursing station something to chuckle about between demanding patient handoffs. You can wear it during late night charting sessions, breakroom coffee pauses, or seasonal department gatherings.
Meant as a gift
This design honors nursing colleagues, clinical preceptors, and triage coworkers during Halloween celebrations, autumn birthdays, or annual department festivities. You can easily pair the Classic T-Shirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Crewneck Sweatshirt, V-Neck T-Shirt, Women's T-Shirt, or Tank Top with your favorite scrub pants or casual weekend denim when heading out to festive staff pumpkin carving parties.
FAQ
- Why does the pumpkin pain scale end with a slice of pie instead of a face?
- The pie represents the ultimate breaking point where routine clinical ratings surrender to pure comfort food. After tracking escalating distress across four carved pumpkin expressions, concluding the scale with baked dessert delivers a humorous punchline that triage nurses and hospital caregivers understand all too well when long shifts feel completely overwhelming.
- Who will appreciate the humor on this pumpkin pain scale design?
- Trauma nurses, emergency room staff, and triage specialists will recognize the rating system right away. Anyone who routinely asks patients to assess discomfort levels during clinical intakes will enjoy sharing this seasonal parody with coworkers in the emergency wing, intensive care department, or urgent care waiting area.
- On what occasions can you wear this Halloween pumpkin triage design?
- This artwork fits October nursing shifts, hospital trunk-or-treat gatherings, fall unit celebrations, and seasonal potlucks. You can style the print with medical scrubs during busy rounds or combine it with dark jeans and sneakers for casual weekend autumn festivals alongside hospital friends.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







