
Stab You Lazy Halloween Costume RN T-Shirt for Fall Shifts
- Displays a cheerful sheet ghost wearing a nurse cap with a red cross while gripping a syringe.
- Hand-drawn cartoon illustration paired with tall white lettering reading “I WILL STAB YOU”.
- Created for registered nurses, phlebotomists, and clinic teams who give injections every day.
- A quick, effortless Halloween costume choice for busy healthcare shifts and October gatherings.
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
Stab You Lazy Halloween Costume RN T-Shirt features a cheerful little ghost in a nurse cap holding a large syringe. The printed words “I WILL STAB YOU” frame the artwork with bold capital letters above and below the specter. The phrase turns the routine duty of poking veins and giving shots into a humorous Halloween greeting. Any nurse, phlebotomist, or clinic professional who handles needles all day will feel this graphic was drawn especially for their team.
The design in detail
A rounded white ghost floats at the center of the print with dark oval eyes, a gentle smile, and folded sheet folds along its hem. It wears a classic folded nurse cap stamped with a vivid red cross right in the middle, while clutching a detailed medical syringe horizontally across its chest. The words “I WILL” appear arched across the top in tall, hand-lettered white capitals, balanced by “STAB YOU” running across the bottom in matching lettering. The entire illustration celebrates healthcare workers who navigate busy autumn shifts and injection schedules during the Halloween season. Together, the friendly ghost and the sharp needle turn hospital humor into a clean, charming graphic.
When to wear it
Fellow nurses and hospital staff immediately spot the smiling ghost and recognize the familiar syringe joke from their daily rounds. You can wear this Stab You Lazy Halloween Costume RN T-Shirt during October shift handoffs, casual Friday chart reviews, or department potlucks where you need an effortless costume. It keeps the mood lighthearted as you walk down clinic corridors or grab coffee between patient visits.
Good occasions
Surprise a nursing coworker, recent graduate, or unit preceptor with this clever piece for Halloween, Nurse Week, or autumn birthdays. You can layer a classic T-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve T-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, V-neck T-shirt, women's T-shirt, or tank top over scrub pants during night duty or pair it with jeans for an off-duty pumpkin patch outing.
FAQ
- Why does the ghost say “I WILL STAB YOU” on this shirt?
- The printed line plays on the daily duty of giving shots, drawing lab blood, and inserting intravenous lines in clinical care. Instead of a menacing threat, the cute ghost nurse turns everyday needle pokes into a playful Halloween joke that healthcare workers immediately understand and enjoy sharing together.
- Who will appreciate wearing this ghost nurse syringe artwork?
- This artwork is designed for registered nurses, phlebotomists, medical assistants, and nursing students who handle needles regularly. Seeing a friendly cap-wearing ghost holding a syringe resonates with clinic teams who want an easy, cheerful costume statement during their October work shifts, seasonal gatherings, and hospital unit get-togethers.
- How can you style this ghost nurse syringe print for October shifts?
- You can wear the print layered underneath your scrub jacket or cardigan during hospital rounds, letting the ghost and syringe peek out. When heading off duty, simply pair the graphic with casual denim, cargo pants, or cozy joggers for an easy autumn outfit that celebrates spooky season.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







