
This Is My Scary LPN Nurse T-Shirt for Halloween Shifts
- Dripping purple and green lettering spells out “THIS IS MY SCARY LPN NURSE COSTUME”
- Features an orange jack-o'-lantern, a dangling spider, a spiderweb, and silhouettes of bats
- Created for licensed practical nurses who enjoy celebrating Halloween on duty
- A playful seasonal option for October clinic shifts, nursing breaks, and fall parties
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
This Is My Scary LPN Nurse T-Shirt showcases the words “THIS IS MY SCARY LPN NURSE COSTUME” in bold dripping text surrounded by bats, a spiderweb, and a grinning pumpkin. The joke turns the chaos of charting, patient vitals, and long healthcare hours into a ready-made spooky outfit. Any licensed practical nurse who tackles intense shifts with humor and grit will immediately appreciate having this design in their closet.
What is printed on it
Stacked across the center, “THIS IS MY SCARY” appears in distressed purple lettering with dripping edges, accompanied by a tiny spider hanging beneath the word. Right below, “LPN NURSE” stands out in vivid slime-green type, followed by “COSTUME” in matching purple where a grinning orange jack-o'-lantern replaces the letter O. Along the bottom, a delicate orange spiderweb anchors the scene between four fluttering bat silhouettes. The distressed font and eerie color palette bring classic haunted motifs directly into the nursing trade, giving practical nurses a creative graphic for the Halloween season. Every detail combines to create a spirited seasonal look for October.
Made for these people
Wearing This Is My Scary LPN Nurse T-Shirt during an October clinic shift lets you join the festivities without needing an elaborate outfit. Practical nurses appreciate the humor during busy morning rounds, break room coffee runs, and team potlucks. Colleagues on duty will instantly recognize the inside joke about how intense nursing life can feel. It brightens long hours while keeping your workday relaxed and festive.
A gift with options
Surprise a fellow healthcare worker during October birthdays, department costume parties, or autumn unit celebrations. You can layer the print under scrub jackets during shifts or match it with denim for casual weekend outings. Select from a classic T-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve T-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, V-neck T-shirt, women's T-shirt, or tank top for your ideal cool-weather styling.
FAQ
- What does the joke on this LPN nurse costume design mean?
- The joke plays on the idea that surviving everyday nursing responsibilities is scary enough without needing a complicated disguise. It treats practical nursing duties as the costume itself, giving licensed practical nurses a humorous, relatable way to celebrate Halloween while acknowledging the real demands of their patient care shifts.
- Who will appreciate receiving this spooky LPN graphic?
- Licensed practical nurses, nursing students working toward their license, and healthcare colleagues who enjoy seasonal humor will appreciate it most. Anyone who balances medication rounds, bedside care, and long healthcare hours will recognize the inside joke immediately and enjoy wearing a print dedicated specifically to practical nurses during autumn celebrations.
- How can you style this jack-o'-lantern and bat nurse print for October events?
- You can layer this graphic under scrub tops during hospital shifts or pair it with jeans and a jacket for neighborhood trunk-or-treat gatherings. The contrasting purple, green, and orange details stand out nicely against dark trousers or casual autumn layers during unit parties and off-duty weekend outings throughout October.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
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