
51% Nurse 49% Witch Don T-Shirt for Halloween Care Teams
- Graphic shows a witch broomstick coiled with a red stethoscope and an EKG rhythm line.
- Humorous text reads “51% NURSE 49% WITCH DON'T PUSH IT.” across the chest.
- Designed for registered nurses, nursing staff, and hospital caregivers on duty.
- Festive choice for Halloween hospital shifts, autumn nursing socials, and spooky season events.
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
51% Nurse 49% Witch Don T-Shirt shows a traditional flying broom entwined with a red stethoscope beneath a pulsing cardiac rhythm line, and the bold text “51% NURSE 49% WITCH DON'T PUSH IT.” tells onlookers you balance deep bedside compassion with an edge nobody should test. Putting on this artwork brings an amusing seasonal vibe to your routine, and bedside nurses, clinic staff, and hospital caregivers will instantly recognize their own daily patience in the message.
The print at a glance
At the center of the graphic, a white broomstick rests horizontally along the base with bristles trailing to the side. A bright red stethoscope wraps around the broom handle in looping coils, complete with a tiny red heart nestled in the chest piece. Stacked overhead, hand-drawn white lettering proclaims “51% NURSE” and “49% WITCH”, separated by a sharp red pulse line mimicking a heart monitor. The composition connects patient care with spooky folklore, giving healthcare workers a witty emblem for the autumn season. Beneath the text, the crisp line “DON'T PUSH IT.” ties the clinical tools and magical broom into one cohesive statement.
Who it suits
Registered nurses, nursing students, and hospital aides notice the unmistakable mix of clinical reality and seasonal sarcasm the moment they spot the red heartbeat line. Wearing this 51% Nurse 49% Witch Don T-Shirt during long October hospital shifts lets you share an understanding smile with exhausted coworkers running between triage rooms. You will reach for it while charting notes after a hectic round, grabbing coffee in the breakroom, or heading out after handover.
Reasons to wear it
Unit managers and nursing friends choose this design to surprise colleagues during Halloween ward parties, pinning ceremonies, or autumn department get-togethers across a Classic T-Shirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Crewneck Sweatshirt, V-Neck T-Shirt, Women's T-Shirt, or Tank Top. Throw it on over scrub trousers during festive October rotations, or match it with casual jeans and sneakers for off-duty fall outings.
FAQ
- What does the “51% Nurse 49% Witch” phrase mean on this design?
- The phrase highlights the delicate balance between compassionate bedside care and the fierce boundary every nurse needs on demanding shifts. With fifty-one percent devoted to healing and forty-nine percent ready to unleash inner witchcraft, it jokingly reminds colleagues and patients not to push dedicated healthcare workers too far.
- Who will appreciate wearing the stethoscope and broomstick artwork?
- Hospital nurses, nursing students, and clinical staff who love Halloween humor will enjoy wearing this graphic. Anyone who balances high-stress patient care with a sharp sense of fun instantly connects with the playful message, making it a favorite conversation starter in hospital hallways and unit staff breakrooms.
- How can you style this nurse witch design for hospital events?
- You can layer this top comfortably under your scrub jacket or team it with solid scrub bottoms during Halloween week. When off duty, pair the design with casual dark denim, a cardigan, and sneakers for departmental gatherings, autumn campus lectures, or weekend pumpkin patch visits with coworkers.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
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