
Halloween 51 Percent Nurse Witch T-Shirt for Autumn
- Playful cartoon artwork featuring twin ghosts holding a syringe and broom with a bold warning quote.
- Distressed stencil typography pairing autumn purple and orange accents with clean graphic linework.
- Created for registered nurses, nursing students, and hospital staff who love dark humor on shift.
- A festive wardrobe addition for October hospital dress-up days, autumn shifts, and Halloween parties.
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
Halloween 51 Percent Nurse Witch T-Shirt shows two friendly ghosts with the bold words “51% NURSE 49% WITCH” on top and “DON'T PUSH IT” along the bottom. The sly ratio pokes fun at the delicate balance between patient bedside care and the fiery boundary you keep when a twelve-hour hospital shift tests your patience. You will recognize yourself in this playful spooky scene if you work across healthcare clinics, triage desks, or emergency rooms.
The story in the artwork
Two cartoon ghosts stand side by side at the center of the print. The ghost on the left wears a white nurse cap with a red cross while holding a large teal syringe with an open, surprised expression. Beside it, the second ghost smiles under a pointed purple witch hat with an orange band, clasping a traditional flying broomstick. The blocky distressed lettering arranges “51% NURSE” and “49% WITCH” right above the matching figures. This lighthearted graphic brings together the nursing trade and the autumn Halloween season. The final caption “DON'T PUSH IT” rests across the bottom, neatly pulling both spooky personalities into one cohesive visual joke.
People who wear it
Hospital nurses and clinic staff notice the fifty-one percent margin first because it mirrors their daily work life so accurately. You can slip into this Halloween 51 Percent Nurse Witch T-Shirt during October break room gatherings or while heading into a hectic night shift. It sparks instant smiles from colleagues who know the challenge of keeping your calm through back-to-back patient rounds.
A small gift idea
Surprise your favorite scrub nurse or nursing school classmate for Halloween festivities, a team gift exchange, or an autumn graduation party. You can layer this print under warm cardigans or match it with casual denim for weekend fall outings. Choose from a classic t-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve t-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, v-neck t-shirt, women's t-shirt, or tank top.
FAQ
- What does the 51 percent nurse and 49 percent witch ratio mean on this shirt?
- The ratio playfully highlights how close a caregiver sits to losing their composure during an intense shift. That single percentage point keeps bedside care professional, reminding everyone that while nurses are kind and dedicated, pushing their limits might unleash a spell of witchy attitude.
- Who will appreciate wearing the ghost nurse and witch design most?
- Healthcare professionals who work long hospital hours and appreciate cheeky dark humor will connect with it immediately. Registered nurses, emergency room staff, medical assistants, and nursing students will love the accurate balance between clinical patience and sassy boundary-setting, especially when October brings a festive mood to the floor.
- How can you style this nurse ghost and broomstick print for Halloween?
- You can wear it over standard scrub pants during off-duty hours or style it with a dark cardigan and jeans for an autumn outing. Pairing the vibrant purple and orange artwork with a cozy jacket makes it an easy, comfortable Halloween costume alternative for busy healthcare workers.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







