
Cabbage Heart CVICU Nurse CABG Patch T-Shirt Collection
- Features an anatomical heart resting in cabbage leaves framed by a stethoscope
- Displays bold arched lettering reading “CABG PATCH” on top and “CARE TEAM” below
- Created for cardiac intensive care nurses, telemetry staff, and cardiology teams
- A humorous pun on surgical coronary artery bypass grafting for hospital shifts
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
- Secure payment: Credit card, PayPal
Our returns & misprint promise
- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
Cabbage Heart CVICU Nurse CABG Patch T-Shirt shows an anatomical human heart nestled among leafy green cabbage, flanked by a stethoscope. Bold athletic letters above and below read “CABG PATCH” and “CARE TEAM” to frame the illustration. The humor plays directly on coronary artery bypass graft surgery, affectionately nicknamed cabbage on the hospital floor. You and your fellow cardiovascular intensive care colleagues will immediately recognize that this artwork speaks your bedside language.
Artwork and lettering
At the center of the print sits a detailed anatomical heart, shaded in pink and white tones as it rests squarely upon broad green cabbage leaves. A black stethoscope curves gently around the base of the produce, arching upward on both sides to frame the cardiac illustration with diagnostic flair. Across the top, the words “CABG PATCH” curve in an athletic varsity font, while “CARE TEAM” anchors the bottom in matching block lettering. Everything about this arrangement belongs to the world of inpatient cardiac recovery and surgical cardiology units. The contrast of medical precision and garden greenery turns specialized nursing jargon into a cohesive, charming graphic.
Made for this crowd
Cardiovascular ICU clinicians, surgical telemetry nurses, and step-down staff will spot the clinical reference right away. Pulling on this Cabbage Heart CVICU Nurse CABG Patch T-Shirt before a demanding morning change-of-shift report brings camaraderie to your unit. You can share an understanding nod with your fellow team members during quick charting breaks, late-night station debriefs, or breakfast runs after completing an intense twelve-hour hospital shift.
Great moments to wear it
Surprise a coworker for Nurses Week, celebrate a colleague passing cardiac nursing certification, or honor a recent nursing school graduate heading into cardiovascular care. You can layer a Hoodie or Crewneck Sweatshirt over your scrubs in chilly unit corridors, or select a Classic T-Shirt, Long Sleeve T-Shirt, V-Neck T-Shirt, Women's T-Shirt, or Tank Top with denim for weekend downtime.
FAQ
- What is the meaning behind the cabbage and CABG PATCH lettering on this shirt?
- The artwork plays on the medical abbreviation CABG, which stands for coronary artery bypass graft. In hospitals, healthcare teams pronounce the acronym as cabbage. Placing an anatomical heart inside real cabbage leaves turns this everyday cardiac surgery slang into a visual joke that healthcare workers immediately understand and appreciate.
- Who will appreciate wearing this CABG PATCH CARE TEAM design?
- This print is tailored for cardiovascular intensive care nurses, cardiac surgery step-down teams, telemetry specialists, and perfusionists. Anyone who manages postoperative heart bypass patients knows the acronym by heart. When you wear it among cardiac professionals, you share an immediate insider connection with colleagues who navigate the floor every day.
- When is a good occasion to present this CVICU cabbage heart design to a colleague?
- It serves as a thoughtful gesture for Nurses Week, cardiac unit orientation graduations, departmental transfers, or retirement gatherings for long-time cardiac nurses. Presenting it after a demanding surgical rotation or during hospital celebrations gives your fellow clinician a lighthearted reminder of the teamwork shared across challenging shifts.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







