
CABG Patch Care Team Nurse Cabbage T-Shirt for Heart Units
- Anatomical human heart illustration nestled inside vibrant green cabbage leaves with serif lettering.
- Whimsical medical pun artwork pairing surgical cardiac abbreviations with leafy garden produce.
- Created specifically for cardiac ICU nurses, step-down staff, perfusionists, and telemetry specialists.
- A festive choice for Nurse Week celebrations, cardiovascular department milestones, and unit handoffs.
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
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- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
CABG Patch Care Team Nurse Cabbage T-Shirt shows an anatomical heart sitting in green cabbage leaves, framed by the arched words “CABG PATCH” above and “CARE TEAM” below. The clever graphic turns coronary artery bypass graft surgery into a lighthearted vegetable pun that instantly connects with anyone familiar with postoperative cardiac care. Pulling it on brings shared humor to your day, giving telemetry staff and cardiac intensive care nurses a lighthearted badge of honor.
What is printed on it
A colorful anatomical heart sits directly in the center of the print, showcasing intricate chambers, pink and lilac muscle tissue, and blue vascular branches. Curving around its base, crisp green cabbage leaves form a lush garden bed that cradles the organ like a freshly harvested vegetable. Bold white serif lettering curves overhead to spell “CABG PATCH”, while the phrase “CARE TEAM” anchors the bottom between two thin horizontal white lines. This playful illustration belongs right in cardiovascular intensive care units, cardiac step-down floors, and annual Nurse Week festivities. Every distinct detail unites surgical clinical knowledge with cheerful hospital humor on your chest.
Made for these people
Cardiac surgery nurses, perfusionists, and cardiovascular ICU clinicians quickly appreciate the clever surgical acronym paired with a garden vegetable. Wearing this CABG Patch Care Team Nurse Cabbage T-Shirt during morning shift handoffs, unit huddles, or charting marathons brings spontaneous smiles across the nurse station. You can enjoy the knowing nods from fellow healthcare workers during quick cafeteria lunch breaks, post-shift errands, and well-earned days off.
A gift with options
This garment serves as a thoughtful present for Nurse Week, unit graduations, or a cardiovascular nurse transferring to the open-heart recovery team. You can pick your favorite style across a classic T-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve T-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, V-neck T-shirt, women's T-shirt, or tank top in navy, sport grey, or forest green to layer under a jacket or match your scrub pants.
FAQ
- What is the medical joke behind the CABG Patch Care Team design?
- The graphic plays on coronary artery bypass graft surgery, commonly abbreviated as CABG and pronounced like cabbage. Placing an anatomical heart inside leafy cabbage greens creates a lighthearted medical pun that celebrates heart teams. You get an insider reference that colleagues on cardiac surgical floors recognize and smile at immediately.
- Who would appreciate wearing this CABG Patch heart print?
- This design is ideal for cardiac surgery nurses, perfusionists, telemetry specialists, and cardiovascular intensive care units caring for bypass patients. If you manage chest tubes, rhythm strips, or post-sternotomy recovery, you belong to the dedicated group that understands every nuance of this lighthearted tribute to cardiovascular patient care.
- When is the best occasion to give this CABG Patch Care Team apparel?
- Nurse Week celebrations, cardiovascular unit orientations, and department transfer parties provide the most memorable moments to hand over this print. You can also celebrate a nursing colleague who just completed cardiovascular certification or survived a grueling rotation on the surgical intensive care unit with a piece of lighthearted unit camaraderie.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







