
L D Nurse Birth Assistant Delivery T-Shirt for Shifts
- Printed with “Only A Real L&D Nurse knows This Is Not A Peace Sign” in playful script and bold text
- Features a central two-finger hand graphic filled with vibrant multi-colored watercolor splatters
- Created specifically for labor and delivery nurses, birth assistants, and obstetrics staff
- Celebrates hospital unit camaraderie, nursing graduations, and obstetrical certification milestones
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
- Secure payment: Credit card, PayPal
Our returns & misprint promise
- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
L D Nurse Birth Assistant Delivery T-Shirt style presents the phrase “Only A Real L&D Nurse knows This Is Not A Peace Sign” across a vibrant hand graphic. The artwork playfully reminds everyone that two raised fingers signal a cervical dilation check rather than a peace sign during child delivery. You will instantly appreciate the inside humor when you work on the maternity floor, labor triage, or bedside care.
The design piece by piece
At the center of this graphic sits an upright hand flashing two fingers, rendered in an explosion of vivid watercolor paint splatters with bright blue, turquoise, magenta, orange, and green droplets. Above this colorful hand, whimsical white script spells “Only A Real” over bold lettering where “L&D” shines in teal and “Nurse” stands out in pink. The cursive word “knows” rests directly underneath, leading your eyes straight toward the hand illustration. Bold white brush lettering anchors the bottom with the declaration “This Is Not A Peace Sign” to complete the visual joke. Every detail speaks directly to the clinical humor of hospital birth wards and obstetrical delivery rooms.
Workdays and days off
Labor nurses, birth center staff, and delivery assistants immediately spot the knowing wink in the artwork. Pulling on this L D Nurse Birth Assistant Delivery T-Shirt after a demanding twelve-hour hospital shift gives you an easy laugh on your commute home. You can wear it during casual team huddles, unit potlucks, or relaxed weekend outings with colleagues who understand the realities of active labor.
When you need a gift
Celebrate a nursing school graduation, passing specialty certification, or welcoming a new obstetrics colleague with this unit-ready design. You can select a Classic T-Shirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Crewneck Sweatshirt, V-Neck T-Shirt, Women's T-Shirt, or Tank Top, then pair it casually with scrub bottoms, denim jackets, or comfortable joggers for off-duty coffee runs.
FAQ
- What does the printed line “This Is Not A Peace Sign” refer to on this shirt?
- The phrase points directly to the routine cervical dilation examination performed during labor and delivery care. While the two raised fingers mimic a peace sign to casual observers, maternity nurses and birth assistants know the gesture represents checking dilation progress. It turns a standard clinical procedure into shared obstetrical humor.
- Who will most appreciate wearing this watercolor L&D nurse hand design?
- Labor and delivery nurses, bedside birth assistants, midwife aides, and obstetrics healthcare workers will appreciate this graphic most. Anyone who spends long hours in triage, labor suites, or postpartum recovery understands the inside joke instantly. It provides you with a shared laugh alongside hospital coworkers who know the specialty firsthand.
- What occasions are ideal for giving this “Only A Real L&D Nurse knows” shirt?
- Nursing school graduations, hospital Nurse Appreciation Week, passing obstetrics certification, or department baby showers are ideal moments for this present. You can celebrate a colleague transferring into labor and delivery or honor a veteran birth assistant. The design brings lighthearted camaraderie to any milestone celebration on the labor floor.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







