
L D Nurse Birth Assistant T-Shirt for Labor and Delivery
- Printed with the witty quote “Only A Real L&D Nurse knows This Is Not A Peace Sign”
- Vibrant circular emblem filled with colorful paisley patterns and a white two-finger hand silhouette
- Created especially for labor and delivery nurses, birth assistants, and maternity ward colleagues
- Fun apparel choice for nursing shifts, unit team gatherings, and baby delivery milestones
$17.99plus shipping
Delivery: 5–12 business days · Free shipping on orders over $75
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
Fabric: Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester · Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester · other colors: 100% cotton
- Delivery within the USA: Delivery: 5–12 business days$5.99 Shipping · Free shipping on orders over $75
- Returns: 30-day returns from delivery · Read our return policy
- Secure payment: Credit card, PayPal
Our returns & misprint promise
- 30-day returns – counted from the day your order arrives.
- Return shipping is paid by you. Items must be unworn, unwashed and free of signs of use.
- Misprinted or damaged items are replaced or refunded at no cost to you.
- Refunds are issued within 10 days after we receive your return.
Description
L D Nurse Birth Assistant T-Shirt shows “Only A Real L&D Nurse knows This Is Not A Peace Sign” around an intricate circular emblem, and the printed words instantly remind anyone who works in obstetrics of checking cervical dilation rather than flashing a casual greeting. Wearing this print brings an easy smile after long hospital shifts, and you will share an unmistakable laugh with birth assistants and labor nurses who welcome newborns every day.
A closer look at the print
At the center of the print, a clean white silhouette of a hand displays two raised fingers inside a large circular frame. Surrounding the hand, the medallion overflows with swirling paisley curves and vivid splashes of yellow, cyan, orange, red, and green. Whimsical white script spells “Only A Real” above sky-blue “L&D” and bright pink “Nurse”, while bold white letters across the bottom proclaim “This Is Not A Peace Sign” for the punchline. The visual pun belongs entirely to labor and delivery nursing, translating a common peace gesture into an unmistakable bedside dilation exam. These lively colors and clinical jokes come together into an upbeat salute to hospital childbirth care.
Who loves wearing it
Obstetric nurses, birth assistants, and midwife partners recognize the hand gesture immediately and grin at the shared specialty humor. You will find this L D Nurse Birth Assistant T-Shirt sparking knowing nods during shift handoffs, nursing station conferences, or quick coffee breaks between room calls. It feels right at home during relaxing downtime after twelve-hour rotations or while running weekend errands with colleagues who appreciate healthcare camaraderie.
Occasions and choices
Celebrate a nursing school graduation, a newly earned obstetrics certification, or a maternity department anniversary with artwork tailored specifically to delivery room life. Pair your favorite color with casual denim or lounge pants, choosing between classic t-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve t-shirt, crewneck sweatshirt, v-neck t-shirt, women's t-shirt, and tank top cuts for easy off-duty relaxation.
FAQ
- What does the hand gesture on the “This Is Not A Peace Sign” print mean?
- The two-finger gesture represents checking cervical dilation in centimeters during labor, rather than flashing a standard peace greeting. In obstetric care, practitioners measure cervical opening with two fingers to evaluate delivery progress, giving this colorful circular graphic a witty double meaning that seasoned delivery room professionals understand right away.
- Who will appreciate the humor on this L&D nurse birth assistant design?
- Labor and delivery nurses, birth assistants, midwives, and obstetric technicians will appreciate the joke the most. Anyone who manages patient labor recognizes the two-finger dilation reference instantly, making the shirt an amusing conversation piece among healthcare colleagues who share long shifts on the hospital maternity floor.
- How does the colorful paisley artwork complement the printed labor joke?
- The vibrant psychedelic paisley background provides a playful, high-energy contrast to the clinical medical punchline. By placing a stark white hand silhouette against detailed multicolor swirls, the artwork transforms an everyday hospital examination into a cheerful graphic statement that you can enjoy wearing during your downtime.
Fabric & Size
Fabric
- Classic T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m²
- Classic fit, tubular (no side seams)
- Hoodie
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 203 g/m²
- Classic fit, runs slightly small
- Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% Polyester
- Fabric weight: 271 g/m²
- Classic fit, crew neck
- V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut with V-neck
- Women's T-Shirt
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 65% cotton, 35% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 153 g/m²
- Slightly tailored women's fit, shorter sleeves
- Tank Top
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% Polyester
- other colors: 100% cotton
- Fabric weight: 142 g/m²
- Fitted cut
Size Chart – Classic T-Shirt
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 22.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 23.75 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 25 |
Measurements in inches, taken flat. Tolerance ± 1.5 in
- Width: armpit to armpit, measured flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Shipping & Returns
- Delivery: 5–12 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $75
- 30-day returns from delivery
- Shipping Policy · Return & Refund Policy







